What Your Favorite Chocolate Says About You (Prepare to Be Called Out)

Hey Chocolate Lover,

Ever wonder what your favorite chocolate says about you?
Spoiler alert: It says everything. 

In the name of highly scientific research (and not at all because I needed an excuse to roast people who eat 100% dark chocolate for fun), I wrote a little something for you:

“What Your Favorite Chocolate Says About You.”
It’s funny. It’s slightly savage. It’s educational enough to justify reading it at work. 🍫✨

From the chaos goblins who chew cacao nibs like gravel...
To the main characters living their Ruby Chocolate fantasy...

No one is safe. (Including me.)Good tempered chocolate? Red carpet ready.
Bad tempered chocolate? Woke up in last night’s eyeliner.

Here’s a little taste...

• 70% Dark Chocolate: Mysterious, brooding, and absolutely judging your chocolate choices.

• Ruby Chocolate: Living in a glorious pink delusion and loving it.

• Cacao Nibs: Masochist and nature’s spiritual healer.

🍫 Ready for your diagnosis?
👉 Read the full blog post here 

Stay scrappy,

Meg - Chocolate Educator